Period: 10,000 B.C.
Once upon a time, a red spot was forming in between the eyebrows of Ponds, the goddess of dermatology. After 3,000 light years, which is equivalent to 24 hours in earth, the red spot turned it to a small dot. She thought she was being cursed. Ponds, didn't know what this red spot that turned into a small dot was. So she consulted Aphrodite. Ponds told Aphrodite about her problem. On the other hand, Aphrodite, who was watching "Pimp my Ride" at the time, didn't know what to answer and in fear that she might be mistaken as a dumb blonde she , out of the blue, answered Pimple. Then, Aphrodite told Ponds everything about the Pimple (which she doesn't really have any clue).
Ponds, who was contented and was unknowingly gullible to Aphrodite went home. When Ponds went home, she found ways on how to remove the blemish on her face. Then, she was relieved that when she looked at the mirror, the pimple was now gone. She was appeased with this. And when the white witch, Jadis, heard about this, she gave Ponds the title "goddess of dermatology".
After another 3,000 light years, Ponds saw another pimple on the upper right of the forehead and another one on the end of his right eyebrow. She said "Oh how thy pimple teleport? How thy pimple have twins?"...
Ponds was so mesmerized with the Pimple that she formulated products for these.
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...............................................................................................Oh who am I kidding..... i just made this up
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